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Well first of all I’m not sure how but if your reading the Jimmy Carter page the guy’s profile below mine says the exact same thing as mine cause somehow I was logged on his profile when I wrote this… don’t ask me… I don’t know… but anyhoo… this is how I met Jimmy Carter…

Well can’t really say much but lets just say My dog Brix and some USSS agents were involved and yes I was one of the good guys… and secret service agents don’t have a since a humor when it comes to me asking if Jimmy Carter would autograph my Regan Revolution shirt… needless to say he did not sign my shirt… thoroughly disappointed… well that’s my story and I’m sticking to it…

Well first of all Im not sure how but if your reading the Vanilla Ice page the guy’s profile below min says the exact same thing as mine cause somehow I was logged on his profile when I wrote this… dont ask me… I don’t know… but anyhoo… this is how I met Vanilla Ice…

Well actually I met him way after his Vanilla Ice Days… his hardcore band I.C.E. he was at the Jillian’s in Norfolk and my girly Megan was with me and you all know how the ladies can finagle there way back stage, and let me just say that besides minesweepers this was Megan’s God given gift at the time… she could get into any backstage she wanted and she wanted backstage that night and she got it… even got us an intro and an after party invite… doubting if they really cared if I came but that’s my story and I’m sticking to it…

Well back in the summer of 97 I attended Texas Boy State, a pre cursor to American Legion Boy State. ALBS is a program set up to entice young academia’s into the political arena. We set up a mock government and vote for office with a Pres. Vice. senate… you get the idea… well I was the Texas Railroad Commissioner and yes that is way down on the food chain but at least it not at the bottom… Well anyone that held office got to meet the Governor of Texas who at the time happened to be George Walker Bush… well I got to shake his hand and that’s about it but at least i can say I shook the hand of the President of the United States of America… sorry that last bit was a little much hugh… well that’s my story and I’m sticking to it…oh and yes ladies there is an Girls State just boys can’t think when girls are around so they seperate us… makes since…

Well I think I was probably 14 or 15 and my best friend at the time Brad Johnson was corresponding with K-Max… Brad was in an up & coming band and had played alot of venues all over Texas and was making allot of connection. I started traveling with the band and soon we where traveling all over Texas and meeting at that time in our eyes Christian Rock Stars… well we got to meet Kevin Max as he dropper the Smith about this time at 6Flags over Texas… we hung out backstage and then went and rode some rides with Ben Cissell from AudioA while K-Max hung back with his newly started family… well as always that’s my story and I’m sticking to it…

During Operation Iraq Freedom 02 I was stationed on the USS Boise SSN764 a US fsat attack submarine… we were under for 163 days and when we surfaced Bruce Willis was there in a Helio to deliver Beer and Girl Scout Cookies… what ever man wants after not seeing the sun for 163 days… it was like one of his action movies… He is one of the True “AMERICAN” action heros… by supporting the troops he shows his true colors.

So there I was in NY walking on south 7th and 49th and all of the sudden… this really tall red headed guy walks by me with a coffee in one hand and a newspaper tucked under his arm… in my head I was like that was Conan O’Brien and then again the first thing that came to my mouth was “ Conan” he turned around but he didn’t wave…Why does my brain think im on a first name basis with the stars like there going to be “ Hey J… long time”… well that’s pretty much the story…and I’m sticking to it…

At the San Antonio International Airport in a isolated terminal at 0230 in the morning… he walked by with his entourage and the first thing that came to my head was “ Johnny” he turned around and waved… that’s pretty much the story…

I believe all things are connected I have always loved Queen… I was born on Halloween which makes me a scorpio and the planet Mercury falls under the Scorpio sign… I also have “Mercury the Messanger of the Gods” wings tattoed on my ankles… its all one circle…